[[ Free Prime ]] My Coyote Ugly LifeAuthor Jessica Spoon – Z55z.co

This story had me cracking up and and could not put the book down until the ending OMG, I loved Azaria Ree , she is so blunt, no filter what so ever She has what most any 27 years old woman would love to have, a great job, family, and friends There is just one thing missing in her life, a relationship Ree is the one night stand type of woman, all because she is scared of getting hurt She had one burn that changed her mind on the whole relationship thing Being at the right place, right ti This story had me cracking up and and could not put the book down until the ending OMG, I loved Azaria Ree , she is so blunt, no filter what so ever She has what most any 27 years old woman would love to have, a great job, family, and friends There is just one thing missing in her life, a relationship Ree is the one night stand type of woman, all because she is scared of getting hurt She had one burn that changed her mind on the whole relationship thing Being at the right place, right time, she meets Greyson Cole HELLO SWOON Greyson or, aka Chief , which read the story to find out why..Both Ree and Greyson have a connection that is once in a lifetime love Hello, Ree, he had my heart, open yours and see what you have in front of you That s what you are thinking while readingCan Ree let her guard down and open up to Greyson One of my favorite lines in the story is the fact Greyson tells her, You re a Nut , and he is right, she is..The is a 5 star Swoon worthy read I can t wait what is next from Jessica Thanks for the awesome rec, Noelle Loved it 1.5 Why did this book have such a high rating So, I have a bit of a book hangover I ve read something that I can t get over yet, so I said I ll take it slow, go with easy, fun stuff I found this book, saw the high rating and not too bad plot, said I d give it a try.Well now, that was a mistake.I can almost ignore all the grammar mistakes and there are not a few, mind you I won t stop reading a book, even though the author seems to have a problem with your you re, I can almost say it s 1.5 Why did this book have such a high rating So, I have a bit of a book hangover I ve read something that I can t get over yet, so I said I ll take it slow, go with easy, fun stuff I found this book, saw the high rating and not too bad plot, said I d give it a try.Well now, that was a mistake.I can almost ignore all the grammar mistakes and there are not a few, mind you I won t stop reading a book, even though the author seems to have a problem with your you re, I can almost say it s not her fault.But the story is incredibly stupid And the characters are idiots, especially the MC Gahhhh She s a really weak character and I normally don t like females like that But well, we all have our weak side, right, that shouldn t be a problem I would have finished the book if that was her only problem.But she is an idiot She s a 12 year old She is nope, just nope.And he s not far behind either I mean, even just to handle her, to actually like all the tantrums she throws at him No self respecting man guy person animal whatever would be able to handle such a stupid person.Why not just 1 star, and 1.5 The first 10% of the book were decent I would have given it 1 star if I had ended up finishing it, I m pretty sure the MC would have gottenandannoying Well butter my buns and call me a biscuit Ms Spoon had me at the blurb with First and foremost being with the complete and astonishing overhaul and revamp of the Belton Police Department, where apparently the application was changed to state Ugly Men Need Not Apply and the only requirement is How Well Do You Look in This Uniform This is a must read 4.5 Coyote Ugly StarsMs Spoon then also had me at the beginning of the first chapterGod forbid I wake up the ogre next to me Fuck What Well butter my buns and call me a biscuit Ms Spoon had me at the blurb with First and foremost being with the complete and astonishing overhaul and revamp of the Belton Police Department, where apparently the application was changed to state Ugly Men Need Not Apply and the only requirement is How Well Do You Look in This Uniform This is a must read 4.5 Coyote Ugly StarsMs Spoon then also had me at the beginning of the first chapterGod forbid I wake up the ogre next to me Fuck What the hell is wrong with me Seriously Does anybody have any suggestions Answers No Of course it would probably help if I didn t get shitfaced every weekend only to wake up and want to Coyote Ugly my fucking arm off Azaria Ree Gable lives by a One Month Rule not that anything really bad ever happened get her heartbroken and after that Ree decided noand instated her rule As her Mum had a stroke she is moving back to Belton to help out On her last night in Des Moines she meets a tall, dark and handsome stranger How do I feel about Ree Hmm, she is a pia pain in the ass , a tad selfish, infuriating and at the beginning emotionally detached But I love her kindness, her humor, snarky and sassiness, her being a nut and an absolute goofJust a little fact, I find it amusing to see how easily people are irritated one of my charms The tall, dark and handsome stranger is no other than Grayson Cole, Chief of Police in Belton but Ree doesn t know that yet But she soon will How do I feel about Chief Hmm, I loved him, I adored him and I want to have his babies He is like a bulldozer when it comes to getting Ree He could have kicked himself in the butt that he let Ree sneak out after nothing happening without getting her surname and number It was clear to Grayson the night that they met how he feltThe first night, listening to her ramble on, her honesty and her innocent view of the world, he knew she was the kind of sweet he hadn t known he was even looking for Ah fate is such a bitch or not Ree can fight as much as she wants to but when Grayson pulls out the Babe all bets are offBabe Am I supposed to understand the meaning behind that one word, because I ve gotta tell ya, Chief, it doesn t make a whole lot of sense The whole town gets to watch the getting together of Ree and Grayson Ree is scared what with the God dammed Devil Penis Magic and those fucking flutters came back full force the minute she saw him But she can t resist but what makes it worse that he has everything she wantsA tattoo that fucking sexy Special Forces Chief of Police You re a fucking panty melting trifecta And that there is something called love and that all men aren t bastards These Holy Grails are rare as in never found They live in our fantasies We make them up and hold all other men up to this standard They know what just women like and are very skilled at it This is usually because they have been, or still are, a massive man whore If you can get that they have probably been with fifty women, you are in for a treat They are men that make you weep because the sex is too good to be true A man like Grayson Cole Amongst all this banter there is a plot to the story of a stalker and how things do work out for the better And that the past can always come and bite you in the butt Grayson is so honest with Ree and that all men aren t douchesHe starts wondering what he can do to keep her around..to make her happy.He realizes that he likes looking at herthan any other human being in the world A man with a woman doesn t see her objectively, There is a filter there he looks back at me, his eyes coming into focus again, the corner of his lip turning up or some kind of participatory illusion He does not see what you see in the mirror, he runs the back of his hand own my cheek, causing me to notice that my breathing is erratic He is seeing someone beautiful.and perfectand sublime.It s one of the most powerful things in this life Ms Spoon did solid work in creating a great town with amazeball characters and for the characters soon to come Some of Belton s finest are Ryder Jacobsen, Declan Reid, Colt Evans, Chance Hayes, Blaine Owens and Koby Lewis As well as about a dozenhere or surrounding counties Also Ree has a bunch of great girlie friends Please give me Ryder and Kota s book now Just what I needed last night A fun, quirky heroine, a man in uniform, a small town intent on playing cupid, a stalker and I m all set It did take me a while to get into the book, and I did have to get used to the heroine s way of thinking and the descriptions, but when the hero came into the action, all is good Readers who enjoyed Kristen Ashley s Rock chicks will like this one. I love this book The writing style is similar to Kristen Ashley and I absolutely love her books In most books it is the hero who was the man whore, but in this one it is Ree who actually was the one who didn t want to settle down and would pickup men, but not be with them forthan a month Usually she would sneak out the morning after This is how she met Chief of Police Grayson Cole The only thing that was a little bit of a puzzle for me was why Chief Cole was in Des Moine in the first I love this book The writing style is similar to Kristen Ashley and I absolutely love her books In most books it is the hero who was the man whore, but in this one it is Ree who actually was the one who didn t want to settle down and would pickup men, but not be with them forthan a month Usually she would sneak out the morning after This is how she met Chief of Police Grayson Cole The only thing that was a little bit of a puzzle for me was why Chief Cole was in Des Moine in the first place when he lived in Belton which is about 3 hours away I can t wait for the next book in the series I kinda wish that I waited so I can read them one after the other because now impatient for the next books Perfect title to this book It was just plain ugly Too over the top for me Did not like Ree Her behavior got old pretty quickly Too many good books out there now to put myself through this torture. 5 amazing, crying from laughing so much, stars WoW I laugh my ass of while reading this I enjoyed it very much It could be called light reading, cause author had interesting approach There were serious situations but with light approach they seemed less difficult and i really liked that Azaria Ree Gable is a girl who has been burned in love and since then she sets up this rule where she protects her heart That rule is called One month which means she can have relationship that lasts j 5 amazing, crying from laughing so much, stars WoW I laugh my ass of while reading this I enjoyed it very much It could be called light reading, cause author had interesting approach There were serious situations but with light approach they seemed less difficult and i really liked that Azaria Ree Gable is a girl who has been burned in love and since then she sets up this rule where she protects her heart That rule is called One month which means she can have relationship that lasts just one month or even one night and in the morning she sneaks out That lasted until she meet gorgeous Chief of Police Grayson Cole I won t write here what happens next, for that you need to buy this wonderful book and find out by yourself And trust me, it s worth every penny What i liked was her relationship with her family They all are carefree, kind, funny And i loved that there are so many of them, brothers, sisters, kids, friends And all of them had great relationship There aren t mean bitches well there was one but hahahaha you have to read that part specially There aren t angst and sorrow, although i like good angst, sometimes you just need sweet read and that s what this book was.Bottom line is, each one of us has some kind of fears, but there should always be that one special person that saves us Be brave, and you ll be saved.Thank you Jessica for sharing this great story with us and i can t wait for RYDER KOTA S story Oh and, yes, there is great amount of hot sex ladies, don t worry, your panties will be wet, that s for sure And for the end, oh yes, there is that too the tattoo scene dnf at 19% I will make it short and sweet.The humor Need an example His head drops and his mouth moves to my ear, his lips brushing against it, his tongue grazing against my skin while he says, You would find nothing cruel about the way I would imprison you Oh my God My gina throbs sending a message to my, now, short circuited brain, Get the penis The penis is good I m pretty sure the gina quiver is about to turn into a full blown seizure Fuck the shrink Call the paramedics No, dnf at 19% I will make it short and sweet.The humor Need an example His head drops and his mouth moves to my ear, his lips brushing against it, his tongue grazing against my skin while he says, You would find nothing cruel about the way I would imprison you Oh my God My gina throbs sending a message to my, now, short circuited brain, Get the penis The penis is good I m pretty sure the gina quiver is about to turn into a full blown seizure Fuck the shrink Call the paramedics No, better call the shrinkOn top of this, lots of things were described too detailed.Which leads me to. How on earth do I get myself in these situations I swear it s like a never ending bad dream One of all my mistakes that continuously bite me in my size ten ass Azaria Ree Gable had her one experience with heartbreak and that was enough for her She s perfectly satisfied with her One Month Rule and doesn t need her life changing anytime soonWhen circumstances take her back home, she learns things have changed A lot First and foremost being with the complete and astonishing overhaul and revamp of the Belton Police Department, where apparently the application was changed to state Ugly Men Need Not Apply and the only requirement is How Well Do You Look In This Uniform Ree unexpectedly catches the eye of the new gina quiver inducing Chief of Police Grayson Cole, which starts an endless game of cat and mouseWill Ree let go of her misconceptions about relationships and allow Grayson to show her how beautiful life can really be